Was sitting outside, but decided to come inside because laptop was starting to overheat.

3 seconds later, it starts raining.

Thank you, cheap laptop with cruddy fan, you are the best.

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

crackerjackies:

mydrunkkitchen:

denmark’s outlet is super adorable

The North American outlet looks shocked.

I hate you

crackerjackies:

mydrunkkitchen:

denmark’s outlet is super adorable

The North American outlet looks shocked.

I hate you

hi-hazuki:

is it just me or does he look 10x more emotional in the draft???

hi-hazuki:

is it just me or does he look 10x more emotional in the draft???

221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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Somebody who watches One Piece and is basically caught up:

is the (Japanese) voice of Tony Tony Chopper back to normal, or was the voice change in ~ep.253/254+ permanent? :v

wanting to take a picture of a homestuck cosplayer and yelling BRO, then having all the cosplayers in the vicinity turn around to stare

mydrunkkitchen:

denmark’s outlet is super adorable

mydrunkkitchen:

denmark’s outlet is super adorable

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